sodamnrelatable:

when yahoo answers tells you to read your book

(Source: k1mkardashian, via sunshine-bluesky)

dionthesocialist:

Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.

(via sunshine-bluesky)

potatoandotherwise:

today some lady downtown said potato and i responded

frickstiel:

theannieplanet:

brolinstolemyheart:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

the-angels-take-asgard:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire

it’s really sad

also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake

their birthdays must be awful

imagine dragons

i’m waking up

to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

im breathing in the chemicals

(via sunshine-bluesky)

sodamnrelatable:

“did you get a hair cut?”

“no, i got them all cut.”

(Source: buttermilkqueen, via potatoandotherwise)

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(via alecstasy)

bellig-on-the-reg:

sometimes when i rub my eye like 6 eyelashes come out
and I get kinda upset because I definitely needed those, I really don’t have enough to just lose them like that

(via sunshine-bluesky)